If he's rich, this girl just scored big time. This girl is willing to share everything, but this guy will wish she had a few secrets.

Her daddy's the main man, and you're a poor substitute. Dedicated to his martial arts, this profound thinker is weird.

Guy with a kid; kid's a demon; nasty ex-wife... how can you not love him? Meanwhile, she's hot, that's good, but why does she need you when she's got her mirror.

A girl likes a guy who can perform, but this isn't the kind of performance she's looking for. Meanwhile, this guy might be with the wrong girl because chocolate isn't her favorite flavor.

He's buff and cut and fine... but is he nice? Meanwhile, this girl is hot, but she can beat your butt in every competition... can you step up?

She's cute, she's fun, she's disgusting... that okay? Meanwhile, you know the type… a guy who lives at home, tied to the apron strings... no girl as good as mama.

So you've hooked up with a girl... mind if someone else joins the party? Meanwhile, the perfect catch, a man with ambition, drive and a job… does working a freeway ramp count as a job?

Some guys never listen. This guy can't hear. Can you stand the hot glare of the spotlight? 'Cause this girl brings it with her.

Every girl loves a man who can dance... but not a dancing fool. A girl and her kitty can't be all that bad... unless it's the cat lady from hell.